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Joe Sugg Imagine || Little umbrellas ||
rainbow-pastel-unicorn said:
Hi I luv your imagines❤can you do an imagine where y/n & Joe goes to [fav country] along with their friends for like a event and joe confesses to y/n he likes her but y/n isn’t ready for a relationship after her breakup 1 month ago?? -[take ur time❤]
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A/N: I just picked somewhere warm, because it’s negative 45ºC where I am! Haha.
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The afternoon Sun was beaming down on you as you sat at the edge of a floating dock, legs dipped in the warm tropical waters all around you, the creamy coloured sand behind you littered with people basking in the warmth, umbrellas of every size and colour as far as the eye could see.
It was a welcome break from the events you and your friends had been doing over the weekend, a mini VidCon you could say.
You turned your head hearing footsteps behind you and smiled up seeing Joe coming to join you, “hey!” He grinned, holding out a brightly coloured drink to you with a decorative umbrella off to the side of it.
“Hey! Thanks!” You took the cold beverage, using the small black straw to take a sip, the sweetness hitting your taste buds. “Oohh…” You said enjoying it, “alcoholic?” You wondered taking another sip as he sat beside you with his own drink, putting his legs into the water.
“Oh yeah.” He nodded, grinning. “Oh this is dangerous.” You whispered eyeing the drink carefully, it tasted nothing of alcohol and each sip was more and more delightful.
“That’s what I said, I thought you’d like it.” He put his drink down beside himself, watching you as you took another sip. “Like? No… I love it.” You nodded, “you know me too frigging well Joe.” You laughed. “Well – what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t know you were attracted to little umbrellas in brightly coloured beverages with a high alcohol volume.” He teased, moving his legs slowly back and forth in the water, his fingers lacing with each others.
“… True.” You half nodded as you agreed with his statement, “I thought you were babe watching with Caspar and Mikey?” You added, eyeing him over your oversized sunglasses, Joe shrugged a little, “wasn’t my scene.” He said casually as you scoffed, “not your scene?!” You wanted to laugh, “since when?” You asked having set your drink down, you lent back on the dock with your hands.
Joe was watching you, “god you make me sound like I’m a man whore.” He pointed out and you turned your head to him, even thought the sunglasses were covering your eyebrows, Joe could tell one was arched in his direction, “hey!” He laughed, kicking one of his legs up slightly so a small splash of water hit the both of you.
“Hey!” You giggled, shielding your face, feeling the warm drops of water landing in various places of your body. “No splashing, it’s against pool rules.” You warned him, still laughing, a large smile across your lips.
“(Y/N) … We’re at a beach.” Joe waved a hand around the pair of you gesturing to the very large beach. “Well, whatever.” You shook your head, still smiling as you looked over him again.
A silence over took the both of you, before Joe plucked the yellow umbrella from his drink that was nearly empty, he rolled the toothpick stem between his thumb and index finger, watching it spin between them before he lent over, you didn’t speak as he carefully placed it within your soft (colour) hair, just above your ear.
“Now you look like a mermaid.” He whispered, his eyes scanning over your face. “Beach princess.” You corrected and he nodded, biting the middle of his lower lip between his teeth for a second before he took his chance, you felt his lips brushing against yours in a careful, light kiss and you froze.
You felt bad as you turned your head away from him, looking down. Joe pulled away and sat up avoiding your gaze as you rejected his kiss, you sat upright.
“Joe…” You whispered, lips tingling slightly from the unexpected kiss. “No, don’t – I’m sorry…” He tried to blow it off, waving it away. “You just broke up with your ex and I shouldn’t have pushed my luck, I just couldn’t help myself … (Y/N) I’ve liked you for a long time and I guess I just, I don’t know emotions took over and I couldn’t stop myself, I’m sorry.” Joe rambled out quickly.
“Joe.” You tried to interject between him blurting out words, “lets forget this ever happened, I don’t want to wreck our friendship, I shouldn’t have overstepped our boundaries.” He wasn’t looking at you while he spoke.
You sighed, both of your hands took one of his and held it
carefully, “Joe…” You said and he finally stopped talking,
looking down at your hands holding his and he looked up to your face,
you used your free hand to take your sunglasses off to stare into his
eyes. “It’s not that I don’t care for you… I do, but… I’m just
not ready to get into a relationship right now. I’m sorry.” Your
words apologetic.
“I knew that, I’m an idiot. I’m sorry.” He said. “I’m not sure when I’ll be ready for something new, I don’t want you to hold yourself back from new people and potential adventures if you’re waiting for me,” you said, “but I know whenever I am ready, if you’re still available and if you still want me…” You trailed off, “I’ll always want you (Y/N)…” Joe whispered. “I just need a little more time to sort myself out.” You felt awful, but you just couldn’t jump into a new relationship without having healed all the hurts from your previous one.
“You mean the world to me, Joe. You always have.” You reached up and took the little umbrella from behind your ear before you carefully placed it in his hair, just above his ear and you lent in, kissing his cheek gently. “Hold on to that for me, I’ll want it back one day.” You smiled…
Joe Sugg Imagine || Tension ||
Anonymous said:
maybe a joe imagine where him and the reader have always annoyed each other, like they wind each other up and there is so much unresolved sexual tension ?? and the boys find it so funny to see joe all riled up, especially bc of a gal and make fun of him for it. and they are just v passionate n heated. but not together, and then one day they’re so annoyed they have an angry kiss/makeout and the boys are all there n they are shook and then they all tease joe who’s v embarrassed <3333
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“That’s it, enough – enough! CUT IT OUT!” Joe finally snapped in annoyance at you, while you were laughing so hard, tears were starting to run down your reddened cheeks, seeing the very disgruntled look twisted on his face, you’d spent the last 30 to 45 minutes annoying him to no end, just when he thought you had finished you would start up again.
Byron, along with Jack and Connor – who were over we’re losing their minds laughing at how agitated Joe became from you.
“Hilarious!” Connor was leaning across the kitchen counter, almost sobbing from the laughter, Jack was shaking his head, trying to control his hiccups you’d caused him from making him laugh so much.
“It’s not funny!” Joe said darkly toward the both of them as he pointed at you, you took a seat on the couch, crossing your legs over looking ungodly proud with yourself.
“My work here is done.” You nodded, you were all friends but Joe and you always took things one step too far, it was like you couldn’t help it around each other, if you weren’t winding him up to a breaking point, he was doing the same thing to you and it was just a continuous cycle.
“Hey, you’re in my house remember.” Joe warned you quickly and you shrugged, “but I’m a guest of Byron.” You gestured to Byron who looked up from the computer, between the pair of you, he slowly turned back to the screen not saying a word.
“Well, security is here to remove annoyances.” Joe walked over to the couch you were sat on, he went to pick you up, but you turned into a noddle and he couldn’t get a good hold on you. “(Y/N)!” Joe warned you, as he finally grabbed you around the waist from behind and picked you up.
“Oh here we go again.” Connor laughed, “Joe you’re letting a girl get the on your last nerve, it’s hilarious!” He only just calmed down from laughing, he wasn’t sure he could handle starting up again.
“Oh my GOD!” Joe groaned, you’d put your feet up on the wall, making it impossible to Joe to keep moving you toward the front door. “Ha ha!” You said victoriously, pushing out on your legs, using your back to pin Joe against the wall,
“I’m going to drop you!” He warned you, “nah, you wouldn’t.” You smirked, but you were oh so very wrong, you felt Joe let you go, you tried getting your feet to the ground before the rest of your body, but you weren’t that skilled or quick, instead you reached out, grabbing Joe’s t-shirt, which caused him to lose his balance and you fell flat on the floor, Joe on top of you, angled awkwardly, his lower stomach was on your chest, his face very close to your crotch.
“OW YOU’RE SUFFOCATING ME!” You yelled at him as you tried to move under him. “GOOD!” Joe snapped back, grabbing your legs keeping you still, you shifted your upper body quickly, rolling over Joe’s back, pinning him down to the floor.
“Come on Sugg, get up! GET UP!” Connor had joined you both on the hallway floor like a referee, seeing Joe struggling himself, bringing his hand up, he grabbed your arm to push you off to the side, your legs had tangled together as you fought for dominance with each other.
“I’d put money on (Y/N) winning this.” Byron was standing back with Jack, who nodded. “Oh come on, you’re suppose to be on my side!” Joe exclaimed to the two of them. “I mean – oh, yeah … No, Joe’s totally gonna win this.” Jack said without much hope in his tone. “I bet a fiver on Joe.” You heard Byron said under his breath.
You were half laughing, half serious as Joe and you struggled together on the floor, your legs still tangled together as you finally flipped over again, your faces close together you stared hard into each others eyes in silence.
His eyes broke from the stare to glance at your lips, before looking back into your eyes.
Your hearts were beating quickly, both of you out of breath, Joe tilted his head upwards towards yours, it caught you off guard and he used the opportunity to roll you both over again and he jumped up to his feet quickly.
“Oh damn it!” Jack groaned, holding the five pound note up toward Byron who plucked it out of his fingers casually and stuffed it into his pocket.
“Well, good game.” Connor stood up, grabbing Joe’s hand he held it up in the air victoriously. “London champion of hallway wrestling – MISTER JOSEPH SUGG!” He announced, Joe smirked looking down at you still on the floor letting your breath go back to normal.
“I still believe in you, (Y/N).” Jack assured, reaching his hands down toward you, you took them as he pulled you up with ease. “You might, but – she’s still a loser.” Joe laughed, “oh yeah, you won one time of out how many? I see your ego growing, better deflate a little, before you float away.” You shook your head at Joe as you went to walk by, you reached out, flicking Joe’s ear, “HEY!” Joe said quickly and you giggled, breaking into a run you took off toward the stairs.
You could hear Joe catching up behind you as you tried to hide. “Why do you always have to take things too far?” Joe asked in a dark tone, the tension between you both growing thicker as he caught up to you, he cornered you in the hallway.
“Me? ME TAKE THINGS TOO FAR? Never…” You whispered sarcastically. “You drive me insane.” He held your shoulders so you couldn’t slip away from him. “The feeling is mutual.” You replied. “Oh? Oh it is?” Joe asked dryly, his hands still holding you against the wall.
“Tickle, tickle, tickle…” You said in a lower, cheeky tone using your fingers to tickle at his sides. “(Y/N)!” Joe snapped a little. “You have no freaking idea what you do to me!” Joe groaned in annoyance.
“Oh, I do… I do…” You assured, “it’s exactly what you do to me.” You pointed out, feeling his grip loosening on your shoulders, you ducked to slip away but Joe grabbed you again. “Let go!” You warned him and he pressed you harder to the wall, he groaned to himself, giving into every feeling that had been growing between you both for so long, his lips came down against yours in a rough kiss, you turned your head away to break the kiss.
You both kept quiet, tilting your head back up, you stared into his eyes. This time you brought your lips hard to his, you felt him kissing you back, his fingers that held your wrists moved to lace with your fingers and he brought your hands above your head against the wall.
He barely pulled away from you, parting his lips as you didn’t move, your breath gone in shock and lust. He kissed you again, before his teeth caught your lower lip, biting it just hard enough you inhaled a sharp breath, he let it go and you both quickly began making out, your tongues fighting each other.
“Wellsir.” Byron whispered from around the corner of the stairs, seeing the sight, Jack and Connor’s heads under his, all three of them watching the events unfolding in front of them.
“JOE KISSED A GIRL!” Connor finally yelled making you both jump, Joe stepped back from you quickly, your hands letting go of each others, your face going red.
“NOT JUST A GIRL, (Y/N)!” Jack was laughing, seeing Joe’s expression change from shock, to unreadable, before embarrassed.
“Shut up.” He said quickly. “Ooohhhh, no this is just TOO good, TOO GOOD!” Byron chimed in. “Oh, (Y/N), you have no idea what you do to me.” Connor was mocking Joe’s voice horribly. “Oh (Y/N).” Byron remarked in a dreamy tone.
“I will kick, all of your asses.” Joe said darkly.
“Are you gonna kiss us when you catch us, too?” Jack grinned. “I hate all of you.” Joe said dryly.
You kept quiet, you didn’t know what to say, you couldn’t believe what just happened…
When you brought a ninety pounds asthmatic onto my army base, I let it slide. I thought, what the hell? Maybe he’ll be useful to you, like a gerbil. I never thought you’d pick him.
Joe Sugg imagine || Cheating prank. ||
Pre-quel to the break up prank.
Anonymous said:
Would you ever want to do like a prequel to the break up prank where like its the prank that joe does where he like pretends he’s cheating lol
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~ Joe’s POV ~
“Okay, I gotta do this quick because (Y/N) is coming round very, very soon.” Joe said in a rushed voice as he held his camera, he was shirtless and moving around his bedroom quickly. “Basically – I’m trying to prank her, she’s very hard to prank as you guys know from my ‘failing to prank my girlfriend’ videos.” He yawned a little.
“I know this is really mean, but I’m basically going to prank her into thinking I’ve cheated.” Joe held up a finger to the camera, “please don’t get mad at me, I know it’s mean because she’s an amazing person and I love her… But, I am a prankster!” Joe grinned.
“Ooh my big strong prankster.” A higher pitched voice came from out of camera view, Joe turned the camera quickly and Caspar stood wiggling his fingers in a wave, while he wore a long wavy brown wig. “Can I just say, can I JUST SAY!” Caspar interjected quickly. “(Y/N), when you watch this, just know I was against this entire prank.” His face was very close up to the camera before.
“Yeah, sure Caspar – that’s why you’re in a wig…” Joe muttered, looking at the clock on the wall. “Alright, her bus should be due…” He set the camera down on his desk between his MacBook and some books, Caspar swan dove into Joe’s bed, flopping around for a good minute in excitement before pulling the duvet over himself, facing the window, the brown hair of the wig was sticking out all over the place.
Joe was staring at him from the edge of the bed, just blinking before shaking his head. “I’m sorry babe, I love you!” Joe exclaimed before climbing into bed himself, turning the lamp off, he glanced up to the go-pro he positioned strategically and winked.
~ Your POV ~
Rubbing your eyes, you sat on the bus unsure of why seven o'clock in the morning really existed, headphones on trying to listen to some pump up music to be a little more alert but you really just couldn’t wait to get to Joe’s and crash for another couple hours.
The
evening was coming back to haunt you, having gone out for a meal and
some drinks with your girl friends, while Joe went out with his guy
friends and did the same thing, however at 12:30 you threw in the
towel and took your ass home to bed.
Reaching over you hit the stop button as the driver pulled away from the last stop and you stood up, thankful the bus wasn’t too crowded as you waited by the back door, as it came to the stop you took your headphone out and let it rest under the neck of your sweater. “Thank you.” You called toward the driver, as you got off, the cool morning air hitting your face.
Slipping your hands into your pockets you headed up the street before taking a left onto the street Joe’s and finding your keys, you unlocked the door and walked in. The place was silent and you figured both Joe and Caspar were still asleep with hangovers.
Quietly you took off your sneakers and took your bag off your shoulder, setting it on the counter as you headed downstairs.
~ Joe’s POV ~
Perking
up, Joe could hear the movement upstairs, “shh, shh!” Joe wanted
to smack Caspar who was trying to contain some giggling by having his
hand over his mouth, “I’m sorry this is cruel! … But funny.” He
said in a harsh whisper back at Joe.
They both fell silent as the footsteps down the stairs became louder before stopping at the bottom, his heart raced as the door knob slowly turned.
~ Your POV ~
“Joe, I’m tired move over.” You said in a soft whisper as you opened the bedroom door, going to step in you stopped and stared over the bed.
The brown hair and another body made you freeze and you just stared while your mind proceed what you were seeing… You felt your chest tightening. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” You yelled, but it sounded like a whisper in your ears.
Joe turned around in the blankets quickly, “(Y/N)!” He said in shock, following your eye line to the figure beside him in bed. “It’s not… It’s not what he looks like honestly…” He scrambled to get up as you stepped back.
“Baby.” He said coming across the hardwood quickly but you stepped out of the room onto the downstairs, “I can’t believe you! JOE!” You snapped, a sick feeling washing over you, unsure if you wanted to cry, scream, throw something or, all three.
“(Y/Nickname), baby, please – just listen to me… It was an accident…” Joe was pleading with you, following you up the stairs as you went up them backwards keeping your eyes on him. “An accident!? Why is she even here? Did you accidentally forget you had a girlfriend last night?” You snapped.
“What? No!” Joe exclaimed. “Did you accidentally trip and fall into her vagina?!” You were yelling and you could have cared less if the neighbouring apartments could hear you. Joe had stopped at the top of the stairs watching as you moved across the floor, grabbing your bag and throwing it on, a smile spread across his face and he tried not to laugh at your comment.
“Are you laughing? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?” You had lost any volume or emotional control you had left. “You bastard!” You picked up the green and yellow sponge on the counter and threw it at him, but it was dry and light and landed a few inches from you.
“(Y/N)” Joe said again trying to approach you as you put your shoes on, “no, no – I don’t wanna hear it, fuck you.” You said dangerously in a low voice. You kept blinking as the tears were starting, your face felt incredibly hot.
“Joe? Joe…?” A voice called from downstairs and you looked up. “Babe, babe!” Joe said seeing your entire expression change from hurt to serious. “Babe!” Joe caught you as you tried storming by him back to the stairs, he held onto you around your waist and you struggling with him.
“Was she worth it? I wanna see if she was worth it! What did she have bigger boobs?!” You snapped, still trying to pry his hands apart to let you go. “I mean, they are pretty great!” Came from downstairs and Caspar came into view, wearing boxers and one of your bras, stuffed with what looked like toilet tissue, he was leaning against the stair railing seductively, the wig still messy.
You stopped fighting against Joe and your knees went weak, your heart almost stopping, while the laughter of Caspar and Joe filled the apartment. “Are you joking?” You whispered as Joe let you go and you turned to look at him.
“GOT YOU!” Joe pointed at you with both his index fingers, an evil was glimmering around his blue eyes, as he laughed. “That wasn’t funny.” You said seriously, slapping him in the arm rather hard as you glared at him.
“It was kinda funny.” Joe admitted, pulling you against him despite your protest, “I would never, I love you.” He kissed your forehead as you kept glaring. “I think we successfully pranked (Y/N)” Caspar said looking at a GoPro on the kitchen table after coming up the stairs.
“I hate you both.” You muttered. “Oh come on Caspar, thats my good bra, too!” You got a better look at it. “I think its very slimming.” Caspar put his hands on his sides and did a model like pose, winking at you. “I still hate you both, so much… My heart is racing!” You took Joes hand and placed it against your chest on the left. “You, you caused this!” You exclaimed.
“Oh… I’m sure I’ll make it race again later on.” He whispered into your ear, before kissing just under it on your neck and you started to melt. “Don’t do that, I’m mad at you.” You tried holding strong.
“We did it!” Joe was laughing again, holding onto your hand at he looked at the GoPro, “we pranked her.” He held your hand and his up victoriously.
“… … I’m going back to bed.” You whispered. “You’ll both suffer for this! You just wait!” You looked between then and nodded. “You threw a sponge at me!” Joe exclaimed and you narrowed your eyes. “Lucky I didn’t shove it up your ass.” You muttered, heading downstairs…